Star Trek PEZ Dispensers are also USB Drives

by Mark R

il_fullxfull72540099Okay, let’s get the product description out of the way so I can make geeky Star Trek jokes. I don’t think that I really need to go into detail about the specs of Star Trek PEZ dispensers in the form of Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, plus the Enterprise, and it doesn’t take a genius to see that they contain Flash Drives (2GB to be exact).

Great, I got that out of the way. On with the jokes after the jump.

Kirk: Spock, I…can’t…get…the…candy…in the dispenser.

Spock: It would appear the logical thing to do is pull on the cranium until the space for the candy is revealed, and then insert the sugary treats then.

Bones: Dang it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a candyman!

Scotty: Captain, I cannot work miracles! I can’t hold the head open and put in the candy at the same time!

Chekov: Captain, a sugar high has claimed the life of Ensign Wictor!

Sulu: I don’t know what you are all talking about, I have my candy in already. Delicious.

Uhura: I’m not really into the Candy. I’ve got to keep my girlish figure. I’m making more use of the 2GB drive. Stop staring at my mini-skirt.

Feel free to come up with more jokes yourself. I believe that these candy holders/flash drives are available for $25 each if you need the inspiration.


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