Motorola Q9 Napoleon looks Dynamite

by Mark R

Napoleon Dynamite here, and I just discovered a flippin’ leak. Motorola is rumored to have added something new to their Q collection with a phone that they call Napoleon. I suppose it would have been really cool if they had spelled my name right on some sources. I mean, some blogs actually spelled it “Napolean”. Is it really that hard to spell my name right? Gosh!

At least the phone is rumored to have some flippin’ sweet features. For example, it is a CDMA EV-DO Rev. A Q9 with GSM world roaming capabilities. That means that you can call pretty much anywhere. This would be great for my Uncle Rico, who’s on the road a lot. I wish he’d get on the road right now in that stupid orange van!

Oh yeah, there is also some killer Wi-Fi in case you want to be chattin’ online with babes all day like my brother Kip.

So far as I know, it will only run on Verizon, but I heard it might be good for AT&T subscriber guys too. That might be good enough for my hometown of Preston, which is pretty much in the middle of nowhere!

Anyway, I thought the fingerprint scanner and the 2 megapixel camera with flash were also cool, and the Windows Mobile 6.1 from my buddy Bill. Yeah, me and Bill Gates hung out. If you don’t believe me, check out this sweet YouTube Video. It’s pretty much the best video ever made. I’m hoping to get together with him and Pedro now that he’s like retired and all.


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