Soothe your mutt with the K9 Kalmer


Dogs can be the best of pals with us, staying by our side even though every single one of our two-legged friends has deserted us during times of adversity. Unfortunately, there are always two sides to a coin and your precious, loyal mutt can be a pain in the butt at times as you have to walk around scooping up his poop as well as scratch your head in bewilderment as you wonder why he can’t get some sleep during the wee hours in the night/early morning, howling and barking his head off for no apparent reason. On the other hand, there are some of us who are neighbors with the above-mentioned mutts, and it drives us nuts whenever we try to get some sleep with a vocal canine that cannot stop barking just next door. The K9 Kalmer claims to provide a solution to all your woes at an extremely affordable price.

Before you think that the K9 Kalmer is some form of weed or drug for our four-legged friend, let me assure you that it is not. The K9 Kalmer is actually an audio device that looks like a dog whistle, but instead of emitting an ear-piercing (to the dog at least) sound that irritates Lassie, it actually sends the troubled mutt into a state of peace, calm, and tranquility – qualities that you would see at any monastery. The frequency is not audible to humans, so you won’t have to worry about any adverse effects.

Once the particularly agitated dog soothes its ruffled fur, it will probably quieten down and catch some shuteye, leaving you and the entire neighborhood relieved. You can pick up the K9 Kalmer for $79.95 today.

Source: Shiny Shiny

2 reviews or comments

Susan Says: August 2, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Leaving a dog tied up in the yard alone is animal cruelty. They bark and howl because they are lonely, bored and feel neglected. It’s not the dogs fault. It’s the owner who should be blamed. Where I live there three dogs on one side and one dog on the other and the only time they bark is when they are excited about something, then they quickly quiet down.

How would a child like being locked in the basement while the family ate supper, played games and had fun without them? No difference.

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